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Archives: 2009

 

12.18.09
tiger's wood.

it's got a titanium shaft and a steel head. 

 

12.11.09
beer goggles.

you missed out dude. 

 

12.3.09
sundays in the dressing room.

hope there's no skid marks. 

 

11.26.09
old school.

seriously. i saw a kid in the store the other day and he asked his mother what a SNES was. damn i feel old. 

 

11.18.09
straight teabaggin'.

it'll probably burn your forehead too. 

 

11.16.09
ASS.

isn't that hot? 

 

11.8.09
the effects of facebook on communication.

and don't poke me either. 

 

10.27.09
the northwest pilots: one was sleeping, the other one...

 i bet the stewardess didn't give him any extra napkins, either.

 

10.26.09
overwhelming.

I could give two shits dude. 

 

10.24.09
puppet blues.

better wash your hand. 

 

10.20.09
stoned weatherman has the munchies.

he's gonna eat the map. 

 

10.19.09
elementary, my dear watson.

apparently everyone likes fart jokes. 

 

10.18.09
you pissed her off.

she's not into ass play. 

 

10.16.09
in case the kids forget what one is...

you know? the instrument... 

 

10.3.09
i like to watch The Biggest Loser and eat shitty food.

it makes me feel better about myself. 

 

9.26.09
clean up your carpet.

lick that carpet! 

 

9.21.09
public service announcement:

it's the smartest thing you can do.

 

9.15.09
dirty buns.

i better not see any relish either.

 

9.3.09
the pot called the kettle black.

both of them are black. 

 

8.30.09
udder madness.

what happens in vegas... 

8.21.09
all you can eat butt-fet.

8.13.09
ice ice baby.

8.8.09
i know ice cream's great, but really?

8.5.09
none of which sound fun.

7.27.09
stupid home owners association.

 

7.21.09
the upside of aging.

 

7.16.09
my husband hates my cat.

 

 

7.11.09
wood.

 

 

7.9.09
eggs over sleazy.

 

 

7.5.09
old ladies do it all the time!

 

 

6.30.09
the downside to watching Mystery Diagnosis.

 

 

6.24.09
some people are dumb.

 

 

6.17.09
i wish my hair was emo.

 

 

6.11.09
how it was done in the old days.

 

 

6.7.09
they always want food.

 

 

6.2.09
awkward moment #4.

 

 

5.28.09
all my friends are dog people.

 

 

5.23.09
he steals from your campsite.

 

 

5.17.09
sunday morning dilemma.

 

 

5.16.09
girls are dumb.

 

 

5.12.09
whatever happened to social grace?

 

 

5.10.09
they found a new constellation!

 

 

5.5.09
incognito swine flu.

 

 

5.1.09
they grew too low.

 

 

4.29.09
yard sales.

 

 

4.27.09
go away, mr. tornado.

 

 

4.21.09
dandelions.

 

 

4.18.09
be careful what you order from room service.

 

 

4.11.09
i just don't get the Twilight thing.

 

 

4.5.09
defining the word 'Bar'.

 

 

3.31.09
at least the octomom thinks so.

 

 

3.28.09
the dirtiest hole out there.

 

 

3.27.09
don't eat it before a meeting.

 

 

3.21.09
thanks for the candle, it's special.

 

 

3.17.09
not so lucky charms.

 

 

3.15.09
jumping jacks.

 

 

3.10.09
gangster teddy bear.

 



2.27.09
what my crochet needle is telling me.

 



2.26.09
i feel like i'm going through menopause.

 



2.14.09
the difference between men and women:

 



2.10.09
i bet you wish you flossed now.

 



2.3.09
i'm bringin sexy back.

 



1.24.09
next time you think your job sucks.

 



1.20.09
my dream man.

 



1.12.09
michigan.

 



1.11.09
pet peeve number three.

 



1.2.09
Aunt.

 



1.1.09
new year's resolution for sure.

 

 

 

 

 

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