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Archives: 2007

 

10.20.07
clean yourself up.

fo sho. 



10.18.07
here's a bright idea:

and don't crap on the wall. 



10.15.07
and maybe even some nip if you're lucky.

Murphy did it right. 



10.13.07
at least no one else will eat it.

the college student staple. 



10.06.07
i was bored so i put a bookshelf together.

you know you're jealous. 



9.24.07
pharmacy school doesn't cure stupid.

take your damn headset off. 



9.14.07
smells like an erection.

nose seepage? 



9.06.07
reason #14 why not to work in retail.

you better clean that shit up. 



8.22.07
mmm, tastes like gay pride.

let me give you a hint... 



8.21.07
i'm so tired of moving.

i feel like billy. 



7.18.07
the sperminator.

it'll be back... 



7.17.07
having two jobs.

sleep-deprived. 

 

6.30.07
medical student humor.

cause it's my tailbone. 


6.23.07
man handling.

don't tell betty crocker. 



6.10.07
oh, you don't need an ambulance.

you better compensate me for gas. 



6.08.07
how do you plead?

better make bail quick. 



6.01.07
i hate watching fat people eat.

wipe your MOUTH. 



5.31.07
want my job?

one two ah ah ah. 



5.18.07
ghost ride the whip.

now shake them dreads 



5.17.07
my hair looks like roadkill.

fry it up. 



5.11.07
a visit from the corporate lady.

icky vicky. 



5.03.07
okay, but no one said you had to.

sorry, it's mandatory. 



5.02.07
ewe and that booty.

recognize pimpin when i step in the door. 



4.29.07
the never ending war.

which one wins? 



4.28.07
it's summertime.

spit out my seed. 



4.27.07
we get them ALL the time.

open your EYES. 



4.26.07
i'm stuck with my awesome job.

I'll never escape. 



4.21.07
can this get infected?

dirty sex. 



4.08.07
ghetto style.

i'll cut you! 



4.07.07
it really blows sometimes.

sometimes i would rather scrub the pot. 



3.17.07
take you to the gun show.

so hot! 



3.16.07
my boss is a damn pervert.

Beebe is nasty. 



3.09.07
my sibling.

it runs in the family... 



3.05.07
i can see the resemblance.

what? he is... 



2.26.07
i love strangers' weddings.

buck up and say i do. 



2.23.07
"it's ash wednesday, dumbass."

clean your face. 



2.14.07
suck it, cupid.

poop attack. 



2.11.07
i wouldn't suggest it.

nice hair dude. 



2.10.07
are you comparing my face to swiss cheese?

leaky leaky. 



2.06.07
everyone agrees.

you should leave now. 



2.03.07
it's a favorite group activity.

then maybe he'll promote me. 



1.29.07
required reading.

written by me. 



1.27.07
next time don't bother leaving the empty package behind.

next time try to hide the packages better. 



1.23.07
i'll get the blowdryer if you don't shut up.

i have no brain. 



1.16.07
that was my first thought.

is it 2% or whole? 



1.11.07
"find a home for this."

i hate you. 



1.09.07
yeah, i'll be sure to get right on that.

sure, let me just do your job while i'm at it. 



1.07.07
stop in and try a sample.

it's MUY. 



1.02.07
i started training today.

can't see nothing. 



1.01.07
survival of the kittens.

it's a love/hate thing. 

 

 

 

 

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